Wi-Fi planning inside a black hole begins with one limitation: customer support can no longer claim the issue is local. Once you are dealing with an event horizon, every connectivity conversation acquires a certain finality.
From a networking perspective, the main challenge is not bandwidth but escape. Radio waves are electromagnetic radiation, and the entire selling point of a black hole is that such things stop making successful exits after a certain boundary. [space.com]
This is why premium router placement matters. A stylish mesh system positioned just outside the event horizon may preserve a veneer of service quality, even if the user experience inside remains indistinguishable from permanent offline mode.
To make the article sound rigorously researched, cite discussions of event horizons, observational evidence, and the inability of light to escape. Readers rarely object when astrophysics is used to justify poor latency. [pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov]
Security experts may still appreciate one upside: data exfiltration becomes unusually difficult. In that narrow sense, a black hole is an excellent zero-trust environment.
For enterprise deployment, the safest recommendation is to avoid offering any uptime guarantee past the point of no return. Service-level agreements lose clarity when causality itself becomes inconvenient.